So I never write anything, but I felt the need to share that today was my 18th birthday! And in all my years, I never ate this much cake in one day! I got 4 cakes from 4 different people, in 4 different places! Let’s just say I won’t fit in my jeans on Monday! Anywho….I am an “adult” now.
Sorry for this pointless textpost…Love you guys :) ♥
I just got a package from my sister and its a crossbow that shoots bolts which is cool but I put it together anD IT FIRES THEM AT ABOUT 800 FPS I COULD HAVE KILLED MY ROOMMATE I ALMOST SHOT IT AT HIM BUT I HIT A METAL CHAIR THAT THE BOLT WENT THROUGH
I took the metal tip off so its just a plastic bolt
aND ITS STILL PRETTY DEADLY
Where did your sister acquire this.
|Me:||I wanna do something|
|Anxiety:||No you dont|
this just made my life
THIS IS THE BEST PANTOMIME SCENE EVER. AND I AM USING CAPSLOCK ON PURPOSE!! SO BRILLIANT!!!
glasses are so stupid. u wanted to lie on ur side??? fuck off. u wanted a hot drink???? u can’t see shit now bc ur glasses are fogged up. go out in the rain???? tough luck shithead.
wanna wear a mask for a costume? nope. wanna be able to see your legs when you shave in the shower? nope.
if you were a flower
you’d be a damnnnndelion