i’m a person who often wants physical affection but is also very uncomfortable and particular about physical contact
I am Squidward Tentacles on so many levels.He’s Squidward, you’re Squidward, I’m Squidward! We’re all squidward!
wow, i used to think squidward was such a negative asshole. But, he’s me. He is my spirit animal.
"The Other Side of the Rainbow"
I DUNNO MAN
DOESN’T REALLY SOUND LIKE A PLACE I WANNA GO
EVEN THE FLAVORS SOUND SCARY AND WIERDLY… IDK
AND LET’S NOT FORGET THAT DARKEST AND MOST DEPRAVED OF FRUITS
But blood orange.
its fucking red
Fun things to say when someone tells you they’re going to go to the bathroom:
- Stay safe
- That’s what they all say
- Different strokes for different folks
- I hope you have the time of your life
- But you have so much to live for
- Please explain
Superwholock as Priests
keeping the faith never looked so good.
Forgive me, Father, for I am about to sin…
Plot twist: Only tumblr users survive the apocalypse because we were too lazy to go outside to see what was going on.
Second plot twist: We don’t realize everyone else is gone until we run out of food. We don’t really care until all the Nutella is gone.
Third plot twist: We finally all meet up because we have to repopulate the world.
Forth plot twist: Everyone on tumblr actually gets laid.
Don’t tell me. We’re about to go over a huge waterfall
sharp rocks at the bottom?
bring it on